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Damn you fungus feet! Damn you to hell. To HELL I say.
I mean, WHY ME? WHY?????? Why couldn't it have been YOU Bob? Not my Itchie (feet.)
It all started last week when I noticed my feet were kinda flaky on a little tiny section on the left side of my right foot. I naturally assumed it was a...
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After a few intense, grueling, exhausting days,Mr. Twinkie and I took a walk for some serenity and silence.
He'd spotted the fountains the day before and knew that was the perfect place to sit and reflect and get away from the chaos for a while.
We weren't sitting for too long. Mr....
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*this particular entry was originally posted at Tales of Chaos and Fancy. You can click here to see it along with other pet stories.
The joys of owning a pet when your floor is BROWN are self evident.
It’s like a minefield, really!
And it keeps us on our toes.
When you finally do...
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Racism doesn’t exist.
At least it didn’t in my little world as a child. Even today I try to stay in my little bubble but sometimes it’s not so easy.
I grew up in a small agricultural community called McFarland where the population was primarily Hispanic....
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It's all fun and games until somebody blows up. Then it's negligence on the police department/FBI/airport security. etc etc. (insert your own authorities name/brand here).
Troopers arrested a woman wearing what appeared to be a bomb. She said it was art and the cops overreacted. Oh, and...
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I get a text marked *URGENT!
I panic, quickly open it, fearing for the worst. The ONLY person that ever texts me is my teen daughter so immediatley I thought of the worst scenerious.
She was in a fight.
She’s hurt.
She’s pregnant.
Ok ok, as if...
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Yes, I know you've been looking forward to a Tuckermans book review for this month, and I've been lagging because... well... because... ummm.....because... heeeeee.... ummm.... none of your business.
So anyways... onwards...
About The Book (taken from ReadingGroupGuides.com)
THE RED...
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Nine years ago today I was in front of friends and family with my son Josh and my daughter Kristel beside me, staring at my beloved’s warm brown eyes thinking how lucky I was to have found the perfect man, the perfect friend, the perfect father.
Nine years ago today I was boldly...
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Well here's a girl that is about to school you! Check out her myspace by clicking here.
My favorite quote off her second podcast is:
"When we kill you it's not like we are taking your life. It's more like we are giving you death."
No NO NO... don't be scared! Twinkie is not...
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During our recent trip to San Francisco we had the most *ummm... interesting conversation with our boys.
We were walking towards the Piers and we walked by the boat we took the dinner cruise on for our honeymoon.
So Mr. Twinkie said, "hey look guys, that is where me...
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I can remember when me and my sister and mom would sit around the kitchen table and have our late night talks. Then I'd pretend I was asleep and then she'd hold me for a while. Her and my sister would continue talking then she'd carry me to bed.
I can remember being at the beach in Mexico...
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This week has been a pretty shitty week for me. Not shitty, I guess. I’ve just been really out of sorts all week. Absent minded, clumsy, tired, achy, allergy head, etc. Then this morning I ate a rotten pumpkin seed and I can still taste it. YUCK.
BUT now it’s Friday. And not just...
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For the past two years my two childhood friends and I have been a part of the Apple Run in Springville. I can't believe it's that time again. Yikes. Every year I say I'm gonna train for it so I'm not the second to the last person in. And every year I get lazy and stop working out. Dammit. And now...
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They are all funny jokes that came from this guy! He starts off like this:
Sometimes, the most joyful moment of my day is sitting down on the toilet. How about yours?
Then it ends like this:
My favorite word today is testickle. N., let your ball hair hang low. Def.: A humorous question on an...
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Dropping your child off at his first day of Kindergarten is so much different than 1st grade. It’s definitely a complete opposite experience for second grade. And third grade? Forget about it!
First of all, your child is scared his first day of Kindergarten. He’s got...
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