What do you expect for free?
Street f**king
The other night around midnight or so my dogs were going apeshit. Usually when this happens it’s a cat in my front yard. I put on my robe chase it off and go back to bed. But that night imagine my surprise to find two people going at it in the front seat of their car.
They saw me got spooked and drove off.
Local TV 29 did a story recently about gay guys hooking up in the park so when I told Helen about it she asked. “Was it two guys?”
“Not unless one of them sprung for the EEE implants.” I replied
Nookie
As I mentioned TV 29 did as story on people having sex in the park. Wow what a shocker. You know what? 20 some years ago back in high school that’s where people went to have sex. People have been having sex in public parks since there have been public parks. You could fill a book with the poems and songs about the naughty goings on in London’s Hyde Park.
So congratulations TV 29 for breaking the story. The story that you apparently were the last one to know about.
A quick endorsement
Allow me to introduce you to my houseboy Desmond.
Desmond is a lovely young man who not only has been in two of my plays but house sits for me occasionally.
While I was in Vegas Desmond woke to a guy making off with my bicycle and a few things from my garage. Instead of engaging the cretin, he got a description and called the police immediately. The police have the man in custody and are awaiting his trial to give me my bike and gardening tools back.
He’s responsible, clean and courteous. Yes he will have some friends over but they are unobtrusive. What’s more is he works for free. I leave him with a few bucks a day to buy himself some food but he’s just happy to get out of his parents house.
So if you need a house sitter may I suggest young master Desmond Blackstone.
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Sexy man
So apparently I am a sex symbol to the mentally impaired. A group came to the café on a day trip and two young ladies kept staring at me. As I went to clean tables one pointed and said very loudly “He’s sexy.”
“I know but keep your voice down so he won’t hear you.” said the other one even louder.
So yeah I have that going for me.
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Does Desmond bring his sword when he house sits?
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Does young Master Blackstone travel out of state for house sitting jobs? I live an hour and a half from Vegas and need someone to watch my house and pets for about a week early fall. I can pick him and a friend up and drive them back after the gig is up. I pay well and the house is loaded with all the ammenities needed for a nice semi vacation away from Bakersfield.
I'm serious about the inquiry.
This cracked me up big time!