Chatty came back from lunch with a toy microphone. She is saying everything she says into it ... even when she walked to my boss's desk, she carried it to her and is keeping it directly on her mouth so it has a horrible feedback that is killing my ears. (My ears are sensitive, I pick up all kinds of noises. Oh, but I bet you have already figured that out).
Maybe she's aspiring to be a talkshow host ... she better not quit her day job.