DUDE when using a PUBLIC RESTROOM and just so happen to take a dump, PLEASE look back and make sure everything got freaken FLUSHED DOWN.
And if it didn't...
then for the love of all that is HOLY flush the damn toilet again on your way out. AURGH!!!!
When I walk in after you two hours later I can still smell it. Because guess what?
IT NEVER WENT AWAY.
It sat there.
For hours. Festering in toilet water.
Just for me.
While you're at it.. can you PLEASE flush or dispose of that damned TOILET SEAT COVER? Seriously. It's there for your hygenic needs. YOUR hygenic needs.
It's DISPOSABLE. Throw it away.
WHY would you feel it necessary to let ME know that you used one? I get it, ok? You're clean. Whoop-tee-doooo!
Did you really expect the next person after you to re-use it or something? Or did it gross you out to have to touch a USED toilet seat cover?
Well guess what? IT GROSSES ME OUT EVEN MORE. It was YOUR ass that used it. So your ass should flush it!
Also, if you just so happen to tinkle when you sprinkled, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!
The weird thing is, I doubt you'd do that in the privacy of your own home. So why do you have to do it where I get the pleasure of enjoying your dirty little habits. (NOT)
That is all.
Well, actually there IS one other thing.
Did you forget you'd stuck your maxipad on the wall while you took a dooky or was that left behind as a cruel and non funny joke?
If that's the case. Get a life.
Well, no ok. I have to admit....
It actually did make giggle in disbelief as I thought, "WTF??? Who the hell does this type of stuff?"