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Kenny the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.  One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Kenny the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Kenny the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed
the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Kenny the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Kenny the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician Then slipped Kenny the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Kenny worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.  The Queen's
itching was eventually relieved, and Kenny the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Kenny the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Kenny the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the king, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned Kenny the Dragon Slayer...

   MORAL OF THE STORY: Always pay your bills!