I still don't think I've figured it out, but let me tell ya what i got so far. I will be 38, in just a few short hours and I guess it's OK. I am unemployed but not unemployed able.  I am a very sarcastic woman, some say bitch, I say nay. I try to find humor, (even if it's SO not appropriate,) in every situation. i am the mother of a very smart 9 year old. I have a boyfriend. I am not married (well lets hope not, I have a BF). I'm not sure if i want to be. I met him on the internet. I have had the same best friend since I was 15. luv ya Barb. I am very very moody here lately. One min I am happy, The next, I'm crying. I grew up in Lamont. I graduated from Arvin High. Go Bears. Class of 87 RULES! I still think like I'm about mmmm, I'd say 25. But feel like I'm 85. I can't spell. (really?) Spell Check is my second best friend. I Love Love Love to burp. I've never been in a fist fight with anyone other then my brother. People were afraid of me while in school. They said I was mean.  I was once in a violent relationship. I love Bon Jovi, I have been a die hard fan since I was 14. I love Korn and Limp Bizkit. I love Rap,  I am part Mexican, but you would never know. It's a family secret. I love the TV show Mysteries of the Bible. Sadly, I've learned more from that show then going to church. I like to do all kinds of things, but really, I'm just plain lazy. I procrastinate........alot. I say lots and lots of bad words. I don't think I am a good mom. But I try to be. I hate summer. I love fall. I am my own worst enemy. I can dish out the advise but can't take it. I got a DUI. I was once addicted to Vicoden (DUI). I don't drink(not because of the DUI) I once met Edwin McCain and couldn't remember my name. I love to gamble. I love to stay up late and sleep all day. I think I am in the middle of a mid-life crisis.  I can't sing nor dance.  I have a lisp. I still believe one day I will marry Jon Bon Jovi. I used to think that my dishwasher/can opener/washer talked to each other (Flintstones). I used to think when i ate veggies it hurt them. ( i dunno why). My nick name used to be cooch. But now it's Hooker. I have freckles. I've been to almost every state in the USA. I've seen Korn many times over. From way back in the day to Aug 07. I have a dry/smart ass sense of humor. I love Dane Cook. Can't stand Carlos Mencia. I think Dave Chappell is the Shit! I had BIG HAIR for years. My daughter was named after Claire Kincaid from Law and Order. I miss my old life. I have never met my real dad. I am the oldest of three. I want to keep my nephew, Adam, as my own child.My family is VERY involved in my life. (too involved) I believe in God. I am a good friend. I am dependable, reliable and loyal. HHmm, did i just describe myself as a dog? i think i am a good person. I try like hell to learn from the many mistakes I've made, so i don't do it again. And yes, if i could go back and do it again, and know what i know now, hell yeah i would change things. what? am i stupid? um, that'de be a big fat no.   

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