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Bakotopia Newsletter 9 - 29 - 06
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Posted by matt Fri Sep 29, 2006 19:35:28 PDT
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Deep-fried Twinkies are the path to nirvana...

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The Kern County fair came to town last week, and did I eat.....ugh..

I tried not to be too much of a glutton, but I couldn't resist! Deep fried Twinkies, Snickers, turkey legs, tongue tacos and sandwiches, funnel cakes, and big-ass bags of cotton candy. What the?

My friend Bruce overheard me talking about the deep-fried Twinkies, so he surprised me with one. It didn't take long for my girl, Rebekka, to tell me a gross story. It went something like this..

BEWARE!!!
DON'T GO ANY FARTHER IF YOU GET GROSSED OUT EASY!!
Rebekka:
"My friend Julie told me about a lady she knows who got a bad staph infection in her fingers. The ladies fingers swelled up, she lost all of her fingernails, and it started to, uh.....Kinda like that deep-fried Twinkie you're eating, Matt!" 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still ate it anyway...yummy!!

A familiar site (and I do mean FAMILIAR,) at the KC fair was hypnotist, Mark Yuzik. In the past all shows were held at the Bud Pavilion. Crowds had to switch out seats in between every show, and it was a big cluster f**k! Not anymore, they moved the hypnotist to the "Frontier Stage," shoving local band showcases to the hay bail stage at the back entrance, which kinda blows.

Attention local bands!! Don't count on anything with the KC fair, unless you don't give a s**t! There..You thought it, but I said it!!!

Back to the hypnotist...Mark Yuzik has been doing the same KC fair show for years..."When I rub my forehead, you're going to think you're Pee Wee Herman," or "When I touch my left butt cheek, you're going to think you're Michael Jackson," or something like that...IT'S OLLLLLLDDDDD!!!

I mean, what kid in this generation knows who Pee Wee Herman is ? Or even less..Michael Jackson, who looks nothing like a human being now? Change your act Mark!!!

Okay, I admit, Mark Yuzik has changed some of his act, but it's pretty much the same. If you want to continue enjoying the hypnotist, take someone who's never seen the show before. They'll make you laugh more than the hypnotist with their reactions.

Did I forget to tell you I saw you "Pumpkin" from VH1's Flavor of Love at the fair? Lol!!!

The KC Fair ends this weekend, so get your righteous (and / or slightly gross,) grub on, and bungy jump it out of your system!

Back to the good shtuff!!

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Matt

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